One Liners

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have
Girlfriends

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.