GOOD SAYINGS

Success will never lower it's standard to accommodate us,
We have to raise our standard to achieve it.
"FOR EVERY BIRD, GOD PROVIDES FOOD BUT NOT IN THEIR NEST"

Life is a rope that swing up through hope,
So always believe that today is better than yesterday,
And tomorrow will be much better than today..

Smooth roads never make good drivers,
Clear sky never makes good pilots,
Problem free life never makes a strong person,
So dont ask life "Y ME",
Instead say "TRY ME"...

Friendship isn't
How you Forget, but how you Forgive,
Not how you Listen, but how you Understand,
& Not how you Let Go, but how you Hold On...!!!!

3 little truths of life:
There's always a
Little truth behind every "Just kidding",
Little knowledge behind every "I don't know",
And a little emotion behind every "I don't care"..

TRY TO UNDERSTAND

Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"

Every Indian women is RANI LAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!

Medical Shayari

When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

One Liners

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have
Girlfriends

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

JOKE- A girl asks Pappu...

1 Girl Ask 2 Pappu : Woh Kia Hai Jo Cow
K Paas 4 Or Mere Paas 2 Hain?
Pappu : Legs
Girl : Woh Kia Hai Jo Tumhari Pant

Main Hai Aur Meri Pant Mein Nahi Hai?
Pappu: Paisay
Girl : Woh Kia Hai Jo Log Din Main
Karne K Bajaye Ko Raat Bistar Pe Kartay Hain

Pappu: Neend Puri Karte Hain
Girl : Woh Kia Hai Jo Larki
Pehli Daffa Karwate Huye Pain
Ki Wajah Se Roti Hai?

Pappu : Kaan Main Ched
Moral : Aap Bhi Apni Zehniat
Pappu Ki Tarhan Saaf Rakhain