JOKE- A girl asks Pappu...

1 Girl Ask 2 Pappu : Woh Kia Hai Jo Cow
K Paas 4 Or Mere Paas 2 Hain?
Pappu : Legs
Girl : Woh Kia Hai Jo Tumhari Pant

Main Hai Aur Meri Pant Mein Nahi Hai?
Pappu: Paisay
Girl : Woh Kia Hai Jo Log Din Main
Karne K Bajaye Ko Raat Bistar Pe Kartay Hain

Pappu: Neend Puri Karte Hain
Girl : Woh Kia Hai Jo Larki
Pehli Daffa Karwate Huye Pain
Ki Wajah Se Roti Hai?

Pappu : Kaan Main Ched
Moral : Aap Bhi Apni Zehniat
Pappu Ki Tarhan Saaf Rakhain